December 2008
31 posts
Zelda on the brain
‘righteously pissed off’
Ridiculawesome
‘You scared me, Jenn, you scared me! And you know how my poop was when it came out? It was blue!’
Heading for ditch weed and some country cruisin. Whoa!
fun all the time girls
FWD: hedonisITC
Mud taco
Fwd: No school get fucked
Just beat Super Mario World. I am a queen.
Stuff white people like: singer/songwriters
Texting from the other room, Gmail chatting from six feet away. So awesome.
So much snot / In my twat / How did it get there, I know not / I think my pubic hair got it CAUGHT
All of a sudden I realize my family is the most adorable. How the hell did they spawn me?
‘Let’s watch Futurama like we never did and giggle ourselves to sleep!’ I cannot wait to see Jesse Winn!
It all just hit me: school is over and Christmas is next week and I’m going to Germany and I get to see my beautiful friends again!
C’mon baby in our dreams, we can live our misbehavior
So much fucking caramel popcorn.
I look like my mom most when I cry. I’m sure our screaming matches were pretty hysterical! Hyuk hyuk hyuk
‘Brownouts,’ ew.
Mixing Akzidenz and Helvetica feels blasphemous.
Fixed myself a drink because…well, is there ever a bad time for horsefeathers?
“his face, curdled into a million tiny embarrassments”
Pilooski on a TV commercial?
I would’ve liked to be a Boxcar child.
Frat pack marathon
Déjà vu: working on a project in Flash involving lemons and “credits.”
FUCK BEING SICK
Embarrassed in retrospect.
I’m so tired, i’d give anything for sleep
The moon looks fucking neat!